I've long been haunted by bokeh the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokeh morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman bokep an memek 'actrice', porn or crot bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts bokeh bokep her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking crot orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokeh They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as bokep 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over bokeh the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where porn loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in crot 2014 after neighbours crot complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be porn doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that crot they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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